I miss the boy with the sparkly hat (even though his own cat is a scary monster!). He plays with me, and he never kicked me! Even when he smelled like funny smoke!
We have a thing with bird food on it outside the window. It makes the birds come. Someone's a genius.
The Man came home with a big bag and the big bag had crinkly stuff in it and I jumped on the bag and the bag crinkled and then he took the crinkly stuff out and put it on the floor and I 'TACKED IT! Little crinkly paper shreds went everywhere. Then he laughed at me. They always laugh at me when I protect them. Hmph!
There was a party yesterday! The boy and the man and the woman were there, but the girl also came and she brought the boy in the hat, and then more people came! And the woman had SO MUCH FOOD on the table! And then I jumped on the table! I wasn't going to knock anything over but the green bowl looked at me funny. Don't worry, I got it good. But it got me a little bit too. I had whipped cream on my tail and no matter how many things I wiped it on, the white stuf was never completely gone. Till the man picked me up and yelled at me. He yells at me a lot, but he got the white stuff off. Then I went n-night. N-night, sleep! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
The girl brought a DOG home last night! A DOG! It had SPOTS! AndAnd a TAIL! AndAnd DOGBREATH!! And it BREATHED on me!! I sat on the boy's shoulder and hissed till the big ugly dog thing went away. I was lucky. It was close. Then I ate pork chops. They were yummy.
I have a journal! I like people! Wanna play with me! I know lots of people. They call me different words. Darius, Desere, Absolute, Kitten, Little Shit, Pussy Eyes (but my eyes were only pussy when I was a baby! not no more!), fart breath (yeah okay, my breath is a little bit smelly). Do you have sparkly things? I like sparkly things. ::sniffs:: Meatloaf? I like ::sniffsniff:: meatloaf...